Why aren't there ever enough hours in the day?

I made a little change in my schedule and if it gets approved, I'll be teleworking 20 hrs a week from home, so I can work on ER stuff and work on Porn. LMAO..talk about a world of opposites.

How hypocritical am I, when I had to write up a VP for sexually harassing his Admin, making racial comments and passing her over for a promotion to hire a white woman over her?? and then at night turn around and post pussy, boobs and interracial content on the net. Granted I never post Negative posts stuff, like white girls want to be fucked by Mandingo warriors. But there is something funny behind it.

Anyway: Today is Friday the 13th.. whohooo..today is YOUR lucky day!! Today is also the day my oldest Daughter, Marlene, becomes an American citizen, giving up her Jamaican passport but never her Jamaican roots. Tomorrow she'll turn 32. Hard to believe that scrawny long legged, big eyed, heart faced little girl, who used to hide behind me when we'd go anywhere, is 32, has 4 kids and is finally graduating from the Uof Miami in May!!!

Marlene, I know you read this faithfully, so all I can say is:

YOU GO GIRL!!!

Tomorrow is Valentines day. I hope if you are reading this, you are able to spend it with the one you love. Yes, guys, its a manufactured holiday by hallmark but that shouldn't diminish its a GIRL THING. There are only like 2 holidays a year that are really important to us, new years eve and valentines. Mother's day if there are children involved, but the big 2 are NYE and Dia de Valentina. So for gawd's sake, if you want Blow Jobs the rest of the year, don't fuck up on VD. LMAO.. that's funny VD=valentines day, not venereal disease which has been replaced by the STD.

I know i'm behind on my Saturday night review but my pal, Kate, aka Piercedbbw, gave a great recount, complete with pics of Mooney.. oh I still have a few things to add, however if you are dying for the dish, just hit my friends button and you'll find my Extra Lusty pal's account!!

Hopefully our newsletter for RX comes out this weekend. If ever we could get it together.. LMAO..

SMOOOOOOCHES.. and happy Friday the 13th.. Meow!!!

For the past 9 months, of not being able to raise my left arm further above my head than my shoulder, I have been unable to shave under that arm. So I wouldn't look lopsided, I didn't shave the other one either.. and G's job is to keep my 'shrub' trimmed up to his liking so I've been virtually razor free for the past 9 months or so. The hair never has taken root on my legs so I've lived a pretty hair free life. Must be my native genes as we are basically a hairless people. Even my pubes, when grown in, are still coppery in color but not 'bushy' *gawd I hate that word.

So anyway I was thinking about my werewolf like pits, and there is a huge fetish following regarding this, mostly based in European/African and Asian backgound. American Caucasian seem to be the ones most obsessed with THIN and with hairless. Hey even my hairpit hair is red!! LMAO..

anyway I've come to the following conclusions:

10. Nature
It?s natural. Which is a crap argument, because nature sucks shit, but it?s handy if you?re one of those namby-pamby nature worshippers or associate yourself with them.

9. Showing Off
If you have more hair than your man, you can lord it over him that you?re more of a man than he?ll ever be. And why should women be the only ones expected to Shave??? hmmm??

8. Proves You Really Are Blonde /Brunette or Redhead *swagging ass*
Obviously this is a disadvantage if you dye your hair, but if you don?t, you can instantly dispel suspicion by a meer raise of the arm to show your 'stuff'.

7. Instant HVAC
Warm in winter, cool in summer. What more do you need?

6. Gives Mom and Dad ONE more thing to think you are "out there" about:
Middle class parents are fragile creatures. They don?t like loud music, booze (except a glass of sherry before dinner) or swearing. But there is a way to instantly upset their dreamworld without getting a lecture about health or good manners. Simply grow hair in your armpits and watch them flinch, knowing that they can?t actually say anything without looking mind-numbingly shallow.

5. Makes You Look Clever
Having hairy armpits seems to be considered such a revolutionary act that if you have them you are immediately considered a hard-core feminist even if you don't look like a mullet hair'd bull dyke. *this is a misnomer by the way cuz 3/4 of the confirmed lesbians I know are much more fem than me* This saves the bother of actually having to read dreary books by Gloria Steinam *who i'm still a tad angry with for telling me to burn my bra but not warning me to save up for a boob job 20 yrs later and now I can throw them over my shoulders or wrap them around my waist* and Susan Faludi about how awful it is to be female. You can then spend more time devoted to more interesting feminist activities like 8 hrs of sex. MMM MMM Good

4. Doesn?t Scratch
As anyone whose ever been "snogged" (read eaten for those of you who don't speak euro-trash) by a clean-shaven guy 12 hours after he last shaved knows, stubble sux. Why inflict pain on your arms by leaving razor burn??

3. Scares Yuppies Away
Do you spend ages at the club trying to shake all the sad loser cellphone users out of you hair? Fear not, just grow your armpit hair and they will run fleeing to the other end of town, leaving you to get into the pants of band members or other sundry interesting people.

2. Time
How long does shaving your armpits take? About ten minutes, right? Do it once a week and that?s 520 minutes a year. Eight and a half hours scratching yourself to death with a razor?! Think of what you can do it that time:
I) You could watch the entire trilogy of the Lord of the Rings
ii) You could go to the beach eight times
iii) You could have one long marathon Fuck fest - or 52 quickies
iv) You could watch 4 1/3 Football games
v) You could watch 16 1/2 episodes of Sex in the City
vi) You could throw an enormous party and drink the night away
vii) You could fly from Seattle to NYC and have 3 extra hours to get from JFK to Manhattan with a stop at Juniors in brooklyn for a slice of cheese cake.
In short, there are better things to do.

1. Sex
Ever read "Ecstacy" by Irvine Welsh? Remember what the main character wants to do with Veronica, better know to fond readers as "The Poisonous Cunt"? Need I say more, kids?

Just a little observation from this side of the desk, cuz someone made a cracky comment last night regarding the stubble pits of one of the BBW dance girls and I just was musing it over today.

Oh and if you are looking for hairy armpits and happen to stumble on this, try here:

Queendomme
i'm going to try to take some pics of this and post it on my site to satisfy even the Hairiest of Luvers!!

I'll post more when the piccies arrive... but I have to get this off my sagging chest.

if you read my account of the Dinner on Thursday you'll see I mentioned school marm with her tata-lungs? in a bright well lighted restaurant with children on the invitation??

well last night in a dark adult only bar she shows up in pink turtle neck and plaid 70's skirt with knee highs. I guess it was a "look" but man oh man i'm still shaking my head at that.

*Reversaland~home of bassackwardsville.

*credit to Kate aka Piercedbbw for coming up with that one.

more later when you can visualize.

tata for now.

I'm on the hamster treadmill these days.

QueenDomme is FINALLY up and running and as soon as I can sit for a minute and crop pics all the camming gals will be attached to specific niche fetishes that they participate in. well I guess I'll have to be the hairy armpit one..cuz I'm the only one who admits to it and only cuz I can't get my arm over my head to shave...LMAO.

Tart is extremely LUCKY just won the superbowl content contest at GG&J (for webmaster's only so you don't get a link a rooney) which is 28000 pics, so we are sorting and catagorizing and trying to decide the best useage of this opportunity. the Ritalin seems to be working now.

I have some decent ideas but NO time, Tyme or Thyme.

Finally i'm going to be doing what i was hired to do at REI which is diversity queen. I'm going to be splitting my day starting in May doing 1/2 diversity work and 1/2 ER. Purchasing is where i'll start, sourcing MBE/WBE's for us, as well as making sure our sub contractors are compliant. WHOHOOO. With our restructure, i'm now back on the HR team. < insert rolling eyes here > and reporting of my favorite old bossarooney, Dougie. However all our reviews are in ... andi got an achieves on 2 of 5 cats and 3 Exceeds on the others. Then in January i'll move from purchasing to membership for the year. Then the following year will be to HR so we cover all bases. Vendor, member and employee. of course HR thinks they are already diverse. < insert rolling eyes again >

WHOHOHO.. tonight is Chang's with Kate aka piercedbbw & her son Bowie and Spuddy roo-roo. Fun fun fun..

this weekend is Ebay U, and the ANW 4th event, good for a GIGG or 3. and trying to appease rounds of WM as well as keep work life balanced. No booze, hmm ok very little booze for me this weekend. I need to work all day sunday and spend some time with the Spudster.

Chubbyland promo goes live this weekend. whohohoo..

Smoooooches.

Music is going off.. a-BUN-Dance tonight.. so tomorrow should be interesting..

MUSIC: Hey Ma by camron

Since Boobsie and I didn't do Vegas.. we're off to the BBW/BHM dance tonight with Kate.. WHOHOOOO.. my Running buddy.. we need to get there early to get a Good seat again..

the funniest was when they posted the dress code, no see through, no low cut, no underwear as outer wear.. etc..

anyway.. I'll be back to post Mas..

Music: Thriller by Michael Jackson